I've tried to give my girl head but her box never smells right but I can't say anything to her...


You can’t? Or you won’t?

Bruuh that’s your girl. I am sure you could find some tactful way of saying, “I want to get at that cat but it ain’t meowing right.”



How about 50 shades of reading your damn bible

While the king was on his couch,
my nard gave forth its fragrance.
My beloved is to me a bag of myrrh
that lies between my breasts.”

My beloved thrust his hand…