Anonymous:
I've tried to give my girl head but her box never smells right but I can't say anything to her...

scruffymacgoogler:

You can’t? Or you won’t?

Bruuh that’s your girl. I am sure you could find some tactful way of saying, “I want to get at that cat but it ain’t meowing right.”

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sadbisexual:

How about 50 shades of reading your damn bible

While the king was on his couch,
my nard gave forth its fragrance.
My beloved is to me a bag of myrrh
that lies between my breasts.”

My beloved thrust his hand…